Ever wonder how to lay claim to your favorite rock without a long explanation? Simple: lick it. 😛💎
This retro-inspired sweatshirt is equal parts hilarious and hardcore, perfect for rockhounds, mineral collectors, and anyone who’s ever stared at a shiny specimen and thought, “Mine.”
Featuring a bold 70s-style graphic of our fearless young rock lover mid-lick (you know the type), this cozy sweatshirt is your new go-to for rock shows, field trips, or just making a statement at brunch.
🍭 Vintage comic-style graphic
🔥 Ultra-soft fleece interior
💎 Unisex fit—perfect for layering or lounging
Machine washable—because, well rocks aren’t the only thing that get messy
Claim your treasure, own your sass, and keep warm while you’re at it.
Warning: This sweatshirt may cause spontaneous rock-licking.
Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth.
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a personalized fit.
- Knitted without side seams for a sleek look.
- Comfy medium-heavy fabric for cozy wear.
- Ethically made with 100% US-grown cotton.
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
