When life falls apart? Rock on. This ultra-soft tee says what we’re all thinking—because let’s be real... schist definitely happens. Perfect for geologists, rockhounds, and anyone with a layered sense of humor.
Description (detailed): You’ve hit a rough patch? Good news: so did the Earth. Whether you’re digging through dirt or just navigating life’s messiest moments, this tee keeps it light, literal, and 100% pun-approved. Featuring bold text and a cracked-rock graphic, it’s the perfect mix of funny + functional. Great for casual days, rock shop runs, or gifting to your favorite geology nerd.
✅ Unisex fit (true to size)
✅ Pre-shrunk cotton blend
✅ Machine washable (because schist gets dirty)
✅ Designed for rockhounds, rebels, and snark enthusiasts
Schist happens... now you can wear it.
Product features - Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort - Seamless design minimizes waste and enhances aesthetic - Elastic ribbed collar maintains shape fabric - Crafted from strong, smooth fabric for high-quality prints - Ethically made with sustainable materials, ensuring quality and comfort
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
