Sure, schist happens—but when it happens with a personal touch, it hits different. 💎
This limited-edition tee isn’t just a bold nod to your favorite geology pun—it comes autographed by Scot & Jen, the rock shop owners themselves. Whether you’re a local who visits the shop every season or a rockhound from afar, now you can snag their signature without making the trip to Northport (though we’ll still happily see you in person!).
Hand-signed with their signature message—“Rock on & may the Quartz be with you 💕”—plus a bonus wink from Jen, this shirt brings the spirit of the rock shop straight to your closet.
Includes authentic Scot & Jen autograph (printed on tee)
Iconic “Schist Happens” design with vintage smiley vibe
Soft + breathable cotton blend
Machine washable (because real rockhounds get messy)
Rock on, stay sassy, and wear your rockhound pride loud—now with official shop flair.
Product features
- Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort
- Seamless design minimizes waste and enhances aesthetic
- Elastic ribbed collar maintains shape fabric
- Crafted from strong, smooth fabric for high-quality prints
- Ethically made with sustainable materials, ensuring quality and comfort
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
